Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Is this the same artist who made the original for this
how women actually are
OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD
mother fuckin macys sale
Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more
Doris:I have a physical need to reblog this every time.
(via swordonyx)
Bless whoever made this.
*Cries real tears*
Nothing feels better than proving them wrong
Dreams come true. Don’t let what anyone says stop you.
(via confirmance)
because I had this awesome password journal as a kid
but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time
so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again
but today I was cleaning my room and found it
so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid
but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries
so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it
ha
haha
nope
so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too
finally I get in
and it’s fucking empty
but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it
there was a folded up piece of paper inside
and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like
“now fuck off”
(via confirmance)
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
(via denigrator)
